onlydespair.diaryland.com
Username/Title: [0/5]Onlydespair? Oh, fucking save it. How many self-pitying losers are there like you?
”I know you well enough to know you’ll never love me.” Bin-fucking-go, you’re not so stupid after all!
I love it when I get to tell people their usernames suck. YOUR USERNAME IS A FUCKING LOAD OF SHIT. Onlydespair? I don’t think so. More like onlyfuckingannoying.
First Impression: [2/10] Your layout is such a bitch. There’s a gun in a pool of blood and it screams “I want to commit suicide (and I’ve tried so many times. I'm stressing the word 'tried') but I don’t have the fucking balls!” Get the fuck over it.
Layout: [1/10] Really. Fucking. Ugly. I have to take repeated pauses because I’m finding it really fucking hard to breathe and I don’t want to blackout from a fucking rage tantrum anytime soon.
Your layout sucks. It’s so fucking predictable with the safety pin, gun and pool of blood. And let’s add some fucking swirls too because even though I’m suicidal my heart is broken, oh so broken, and the world doesn’t understand me and I’m so alone and…SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Only one thing to say: over-used.
Content: [9/40] This is so great, it’s like nothing I’ve ever read before!! The world doesn’t understand you and everything doesn’t make sense and you feel like dying or even better not existing at all and your heart’s so broken- somebody please tell you why is your life so bad?
Fuck, get over yourself and look beyond your stupid sorrows.
Why don’t you go to fucking third-world countries like Africa, where the kids are fucking struggling to even get food and water and today might be their last, and tell them about how your life is so bad and the world doesn’t fucking understand you! You’re a fucking joke- there are thousands, if not millions, of people worse off than you TEN-FOLD and here you are whining about how broken your heart is. BooFuckingHoo.
Do you have any idea how unbelievably skanky this makes you sound? The guy has a fucking girlfriend, for crying out loud! Regardless if they’re breaking up or if he initiated the first actions- do you not have a fucking sense of morals?! And here you are, placing ‘people who don’t think’ on your ‘shit list’. Stupid bitch.
”I don't see the beauty in life, but death my dears, death has a beauty all it's own.”
Are you fucking dead yet?
You are probably one of the biggest self-pitying and melodramatic people that I’ve ever met. Slitting your wrists over some guy ‘you made out with at work’ and had a very short relationship with is immensely stupid and very fucking extreme.
Get off your fucking pedestal.
(I’m also whacking off a fuck-load of marks because you put people ‘who are constantly happy’ on your shit list. Do all fucking ‘depressed’ people do that because conformity is dead, sweetheart.)
Spelling and Grammar: [23/25] For somebody that isn’t too acquainted with lateral thinking, you (surprisingly) make up for it in spelling and grammar. Fuck, I’m amused.
Link: [5/5] It’s there.
Extras/Contact: [4/5] Your contacts are easy to find and you have plenty. Your extras are good, but what the fuck is with the ‘a to z’ list of diaryrings? It’s fucking stupid to the tenth degree.
Diaryrings aren’t EVEN extras.
What (We Think) Your Age Is: A fucking 9 year old. With a box-cutter.
I don’t even want to think about you anymore. It’s impossible.
Reviewed by: JEN
Italics by: KIMB
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