2005-04-20
allicanbe.diaryland.com
Username/Title: [0/5] ‘All I can be’? And what exactly is that? A 17 yo male who puts irritating spaces before exclamation marks and rants like an irate toddler in desperate need of a beating? NOPE. Don’t fucking think so.
I thought it was a bunch of random words put together after you had had a seizure – like allicanbealksjdalkfslkgjsljgs. And, ‘Come back to me .. .. ..’? For your information, those dots that you use are called ellipses and symbolise silence. It’s a form of punctuation – not to decorate your fucking title. Oh yeah, it’s THREE dots, not two…………………………………….
First Impression: [1/10] You have a scrollbar for your navigation links? Who fucking does that? This isn’t going to be pretty.
Layout: [4/10] That navigation bar has got to go, it’s really fucking annoying and ugly. Your font- it sucks. And as for that odd right alignment, GOD, fix it.
The layout itself is pretty good, but something about the huge empty spaces that you leave make it ugly.
Content: [10/40] I’m quite amused by your entries because you sound like you have five Energizer batteries shoved up your ass all the time. I’m sure you’re a real vibrant bulb in real life, but as for the sugar-high in your diary: NO FUCKING WAY. You have this pathetic love affair with spaces before your exclamation marks, which quite frankly is very fucking excruciating.
You write about little incessant things like how you’re going to die depressed because you’re ‘fat’ but ‘not really fat’. If you have body issues, you need to seek a counsellor or someone of the sort. Telling the world that you ate a bag of chips and now you’re going to ‘throw it back up’ is nothing but fucking attention seeking. And just so you know- it ruins your teeth, YUCK.
I would copy and paste more examples of some of your very shit entries, but one can only go through so much torture.
Spelling and Grammar: [3/25] Right off the bat: you are such a fucking teeny-bopper. Calling your Spanish class ‘retarded’ is such a violation of the English language. Had you known what ‘retarded’ meant, you would have understood that it applies to humans who are restricted in mental and emotional development. The way you used it was derogatory, to say the very least. YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
”and then i hit some secerity thing in canadian tire cuz i wasnt paying attention to where i was walkin.”
Were you dropped on your head as a baby or did those batteries up your ass unleash a cocktail of chemicals in your bloodstream? You’re very stupid.
”Disposible friendships kinda suck”
Hmmn yeah, disposible. THAT REALLY MAKES FUCKING SENSE. How about you use a dictionary once in a while, you fucking half-wit.
Get a grasp of the English language and stop talking like a 10 year old bitch. Yeah, that is totallllllllly the way!
OUR LINK: [6/5] (I liked the uncanny coincidence.) It’s there. And also on the 8th rank of your list. NICE.
Extras/Contact: [2/5] You have a cast page and a very brief 'About' page. Doesn't cut it.
What (We think) Your Age is:
You're two. Cheerful and annoying and so fucking irritating.
Two and a half, and although completely irrelevant to this topic, I hope that ugly bee on your layout stings you, incompetent twit.
I'm under the impression that you're a queer, so here's 10 more points!
Reviewed by: JEN
Italics by: KIMB
fig8-reviews at 9:22 p.m.