2005-03-25
addictshunz.diaryland.com
Username/Title: [0/5] Addictshunz? Oh dear Lord, you really should have read through our rules before requesting. What a fucking joke! Are you lacking crucial brain tissue because that is a thoroughly anal username. Grow the fuck up, that was beyond pathetic. Besides, what are you addicted to anyway? Oh, let us guess, 'love'? Or we know, drugs, because you seem to have been mighty fucked in the head to have chosen that for a username, girl. We hate it. You could have at least typed it normally. It’s A-D-D-I-C-T-I-O-N-S not addickSHUNNZZZ.
First Impression: [2/10] Wow. “I’m tired of being what you want me to be”. So you’re an anti-conformist, are you? Rebelling against a just cause, hey? How about you start by NOT using a layout that probably hundreds of people are/have used before. Way to go, FUCKING IDIOT.
Layout: [1/10] Another wannabe “Emo” kid with another fucked up layout. What was the point of having a completely naked woman on your layout? That is entirely distasteful and pretty fucking stupid. The colours are (not surprisingly) dark and gloomy, and to add the freaking cherry on top- you slap on some Linkin Park lyrics. Am I meant to feel sorry for you? Because I don't. Go and cry your pathetic sorrows away. Your layout is also not Firefox compatible, only Internet Explorer compatible. I CAN NOT READ YOUR FUCKING ENTRIES. And where the hell are your ‘previous’ and ‘next’ links? Get off the Internet.
Content: [10/40] Well, firstly, it would have been nice if we could even READ your entries in the first place, but seeing as we CAN’T- You’re getting a very, very low score in this section.
Oh my god. DOOPIT Anthony? What ARE you?
"i have a photo of that splendid jump! *claps* im bored" If you’re bored, then we suggest you get the fuck off the Internet and stop killing us with your entries. *claps*
"anyways on the way to sport sung and jessie kept trying to trip me and each other. jess had a box of mnm's and we chucked it up in the air and caught them. on ehit my teeth and rebounded off. kinda hurt =|." Way to go. Clap for you again. You caught m & m’s and it hit your teeth. Gee, wow.
" and FUNK IT do" UH, funk it? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? Go learn how to swear.
Stop that! What was the point of that entry? GOD, you frustrate us.
Guess what addictshunz girl, we REFUSE to read any more of your entries, because if we do, we’re afraid we will choke and die seeing as we can hardly breathe right now. You day-log too much, WAY TOO MUCH, and quite frankly- it’s all bullshit. You blog about how ‘fun’ it is to catch m & m’s with your teeth and how fun it is having a sub for Maths? Piss off already. We’re sorry, but you’re just a complete ridiculous waste of our time.
And just a little advice- don’t try so hard with your ‘emotional’ entries; the end result isn’t worth it.
Spelling and Grammar: [5/25] “I feel like crap. Imagine what the feel.” , “When everythigng meant somthing to everyone, we all stuck together. Now that nothing means anything to anyone, it feels like everythings almost gone.”, “Good luck in your studies, friends, boyfriend/s, family, HSC, yearlies, trials, half-yealires, assessments and much more fo what's to come.”, “ The entree was absoultely gross.”
And that was only after reading FOUR fucking entries.
GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING IMMIGRANT CENTRE. You don’t deserve the luxury of the English language, because clearly, you don’t possess the ability to use it. Good work, El Dumb Ass.
Our link: [1/5] It’s http://fig8-reviews.diaryland.com NOT http://www.fig8-reviews.diaryland.com. Amend it now.
Extras/Contact:[4/5] Uh, Hating:
Rudeness; those who flirt but have boyfriends/girlfriends; … Could your freaking hate list go on for any LONGER? We fucking hate that crap, and we don’t think anyone else would care about what you’re Hating either. Yeah, you have clicks (CLIQUES, perhaps? IDIOT) which quite frankly, no one gives a damn about either, a profiles page and cast page. Boring. With a capital B.
What(We Think)Your Age Is: -1. You're a foetus. A very undeveloped one, at that.
NOTE: This review was done by both Jen and Kimb on a special case.
fig8-reviews at 11:51 a.m.